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“In the South they don't mind how close I get, so long as I don't get too big. In the North they don't mind how big I get, so long as I don't get too close.”

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Dick Gregory

English biography, 120-180 words more

“I realized clearly, perhaps for the first time, what strained and anxious lives dogs must lead, so emotionally involved in the world of men, whose affections they strive endlessly to secure, whose authority they are expected unquestioningly to obey, and whose mind they never can do more than imperfectly reach and comprehend.”

Men World Mind Firsts Can Do Dog Involved Authority First Time Strive Affection Expected I Realized Secure Anxious

Author:J. R. Ackerley

“I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.”

Writing Stills Remember Guy Nice Dad Tests My Dad Sat Wheels Drivers Lap Really Nice Exam Brake

Author:Garry Shandling

“I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath the booth and said to the lady in the next stall, 'I beg your pardon, do you happen to have any toilet tissue in there?' The lady said no. So Tallulah said, 'Well, then, dahling, do you have two fives for a ten?'”

Wells Said Two Happens Remember Next Rooms Ten Discovering Toilets Pardon Tissues

Author:Ethel Merman

“I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him "Have you anything to declare?" He said "I have nothing to declare but my genius." I said "I'll put that down as nothing then shall I?" For I am the wittiest man on Earth.”

Men Said Earth Remember Genius Customs Officers Oscars Remember When Wilde Wittiest

Author:Simon Munnery

“I see therapy as a substitute for friendship. I see it as a commentary on the impersonality of society that people have to pay someone to tell them their troubles.”

People Pay Trouble Therapy Substitutes Commentary Impersonality

Author:Jon Winokur

“I see too many men delay their exits with a sickly, slow reluctance to leave the stage. It's bad theater as well as bad living.”

Men Wells Stage Theater Delay Exit Reluctance

Book:Travels with Charley in Search of America

Source: Travels with Charley in Search of America

“Isn't it curious that narrow-minded people are often the most thickheaded?”

People Curious Narrow-minded

Author:Paul Frank Baer

“I strive on pressure.”

Pressure Strive

Author:Magic Johnson

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