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Quote by Bill Cosby

“Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!”

Quote by Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby, born on July 12, 1937, is a renowned American comedian, writer, actor, and producer. Known for his unique humor style and wisdom, he starred in numerous television shows and films, achieving significant success in various fields. more

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