“The human body experiences a powerful gravitational pull in the direction of hope” Quote by Norman Cousins
“There is nothing we cannot live down, and rise above, and overcome.” MotivationalOvercomingWinnerChampionRise Above Author:Ella Wheeler Wilcox
“I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.'” ThinkingKnowsGivingShouldMayHomeSoundBoysCuttingWifeColorMarriedRedFairsRingsMoodChecksComing HomeHoneyLawnsFunny MarriageGetting LaidWedding RingCrass Author:Adam Ferrara
“My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.” WantNiceMarriedGirlfriendMy GirlfriendFunny MarriageFunny Dating Author:Adam Ferrara
“If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams” IfsRunningTogetherMarriedHundredYardsFunny MarriageHelmetRamsLauren Author:Jim Carrey
“Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.” MeanI CanMarriedFunny Marriage Author:Kristen Schaal
“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.” MenChildrenJobsChoicesComedyMarriedPrisonBeing MarriedFunny MarriageUnmarriedMarried With Children Author:Tim Allen
“I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.” ChildrenDoneWholeShowsMarriedBunchFoxesFunny MarriageMarried With Children Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine's upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours!” GirlSleepBoysMinesMarriedLuckGood LuckFunny MarriageUpstairs Author:George Lopez
“I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.” ChildrenKidsPlansMarriedComedianFunny MarriageGetting MarriedHaving Kids Author:Rodney Carrington