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Quote by Karl Pilkington

“It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.”

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Karl Pilkington is a British television personality known for his humor and genuine personality. Born on September 23, 1972, he gained popularity through his appearances on shows like 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'QI'. more

“Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.”

Ifs Trying Firsts Home One Thing Land Keys Despair Mad Prison Rounds Suits Agents Nasty Estates Beard Loathe Drained Spectacles Moustache Estate Agents

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“I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants.”

Thinking Humans Fame Buying Meant To Be Pants

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“A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.”

Knows Humor Used Jokes

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“My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.”

Long Philosophy Running Laughing Have A Laugh

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“The grass isn't always greener on the other side!”

Sides Grass Greener Green Grass Grass Is Greener Grass Is Always Greener Greener On The Other Side Grass Is Greener On The Other Side Grass Growing

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“I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.”

Clothings Sheep Wolves In Sheep's Clothing

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