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“Lance Armstrong admitted he used performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career. He confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, Oprah Winfrey.”

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Craig Ferguson

English biography, 120-180 words more

“A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban sodas larger than 16 ounces. I think Mayor Bloomberg should spend his time trying to improve stuff like education. New York needs a better education system if kids didn't figure out they could get around the 16-ounce soda ban by simply purchasing two 12-ounce sodas.”

Ifs Thinking Needs Should Trying Two Kids Law Stuff Cities Figures New York Judging New York City Bans Mayors Education System Soda Purchasing

Author:Craig Ferguson

“The nation of Iran is threatening to sue the makers of the movie Argo. They say the movie was an unrealistic portrayal of their country. You can't do that! That would be like Scotland suing over the movie Shrek.”

Country Would Be Nations Iran Makers Scotland Threatening Portrayal Suing Argo

Author:Craig Ferguson

“The new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. Francis was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of Pope Boo Boo.”

Firsts Choices Names Pope Cardinals Mario Boo Boo

Author:Craig Ferguson

“Yeah, "Wacko Jacko". Where'd that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings, I feel that, when you do that to me. It's not nice.”

Feels Heart Feelings Nice Yeah Tabloids

Author:Michael Jackson

“Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't made us change March Madness to early spring psychosis.”

Mean Made Names Havens Spring Madness Police Glad March Psychosis Early Spring

Author:Craig Ferguson

“Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.”

People Stills Warm Heal Layers Plastic Surgery Plastic Surgery

Author:Craig Ferguson

“The first day of spring is known as the vernal equinox. The equinox is special. It only happens twice a year, like a good night in ratings for NBC.”

Years Firsts Happens Night Known Special Spring Rating Good Night Nbc First Day Of Spring Equinox

Author:Craig Ferguson

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