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“There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.”

Quote by Adam Ferrara

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Adam Ferrara, born on February 2, 1966, is an American actor known for his roles in television series and films. He is best recognized for his portrayal of Frank Reynolds in the hit TV show 'The Office'. Ferrara has a diverse career in the entertainment industry, participating in numerous notable projects. more

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