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“Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army." I heard about them Rangers on TV," Grandma said. "I heard they get dogs pregnant." My father's mouth dropped open and a piece of ham fell out. My mother froze, her fork poised in midair. That's sort of a joke," I told Grandma. "Rangers don't get dogs pregnant in real life." I looked at Ranger for corroboration and got another smile.”

Quote by Janet Evanovich

Book:Three Plums In One: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly

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Three Plums In One: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly

This novel is a blend of mystery and suspense, following the adventures of a private detective as they tackle intricate cases and navigate the complexities of their personal life. more

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Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich, born on April 22, 1943, is an American renowned author. Her works are known for their humor, suspense, and crime elements, and are highly favored by readers. more

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