“Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.” MenTryingHumorHandsFunnyFootballHugeJazzDanceDrivenYardsJazz Hands Author:Craig Ferguson
“I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.” ThinkingHumorFunnyEnjoyBeing Old Author:Craig Ferguson
“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.” WayHumorFunnyGamesFootballConversationExcitingThanksgivingStrategicThanksgiving DayThanksgiving ThanksThanksgiving HolidayHappy ThanksgivingFunny ThanksgivingThanksgiving FunnyThanksgiving Thank YouThanksgiving GreetingsFunny Happy ThanksgivingFamily ThanksgivingThanksgiving And FamilyThanksgiving FamilyGreat ThanksgivingThanksgiving TurkeyTurkeys On ThanksgivingTurkey DayThanksgiving Jokes Author:Craig Ferguson
“Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.” ThinkingHumorFunnyComedyRudeTact Author:Craig Ferguson
“I see litter as part of a long continuum of anti-social behaviour.” LongSocialBehaviourContinuumAnti Social Author:Bill Bryson
“I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!” HumorFunnyIndividualConfusedI'm Confused Author:Craig Ferguson
“Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.” SelfHumorFunnyNightBedroomOvensThanksgiving DayThanksgiving ThanksHappy Thanksgiving Author:Craig Ferguson
“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.” IfsAlcoholBeerCocaineTequila Author:Craig Ferguson
