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Quote by Billy Crystal

“At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.”

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Billy Crystal is a renowned American actor, comedian, and screenwriter, born on March 14, 1948. He has achieved great success in the film and television industry with his unique sense of humor and acting talent. Crystal has starred in many films, such as 'When Harry Met Sally' and 'City Slickers', and was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance in 'When Harry Met Sally'. more

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