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“My wife and I have enjoyed over forty years of wedded blitz.”

Quote by Hugh Leonard

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Hugh Leonard, born on November 9, 1926, was an Irish dramatist known for his sharp wit and insightful portrayal of social realities and human nature. His works, which span a variety of dramatic forms including comedy, tragedy, and monologues, are renowned for their humor and satire. more

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“Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.”

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“All flowers are flirtatious - particularly if they carry hyphenated names. The more hyphens in the name, the flirtier the flower. The one-hyphen flowers - black-eyed Susan; lady-smock; musk-rose - may give you only a shy glance and then drop their eyes; the two-hyphen flowers - forget-me-not; flower-de-luce - keep glancing. Flowers with three or more hyphens flirt all over the garden and continue even when they are cut and arranged in vases. John-go-to-bed-at-noon does not go there simply to sleep.”

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“Last year, on a long car trip, I was listening to Rush Limbaugh shout. I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him. I listen to NPR: "World to end-poor and minorities hardest hit." I like to argue with the radio.”

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“The word "missing" is particularly cruel, leaving as it does a ray of hope that the person will turn up safe and well, even in the most doomed circumstances. As days go by, it becomes increasingly unlikely and yet and yet...”

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