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“You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'”

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Marc Maron
Marc Maron

Marc Maron, born on September 27, 1963, is an American comedian, writer, and podcast host. He is renowned for his podcast 'WTF with Marc Maron', which features in-depth interviews that are praised for their authenticity and self-deprecating humor. Maron's comedy career began in the 1980s, and he has performed in numerous comedy clubs and television shows. His work is known for its profound personal reflections and critical examination of social issues. more

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