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“I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.”

Quote by Emo Philips

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Emo Philips, born on February 7, 1956, is a versatile entertainer known for his contributions to music, performance, and comedy. His unique style and humor have won him the affection of a wide audience. more

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