“They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom”
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Famous Jack Dee Quotes
“One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.”
“The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face”
“Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three”
“I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.”
“I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.”
“I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.”
“I'm not really part of any group or clique or gang because that's always been my nature.”
“In many ways, not fitting in has been a comedic asset and a comedic resource.”
“Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.”
“I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.”
“I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.”
