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“Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, "Do not eat." Do they really need that stuff in them boots? Is there really some dude opening a pair of boots goin', "Boy, look at them boots. What the hell? I better eat that. I don't know what the hell that is."”

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Larry the Cable Guy

Larry the Cable Guy, whose real name is Daniel T. Moore, is an American comedian, voice actor, and writer. Known for his distinctive humor style and exaggerated accent, he has gained widespread recognition for his roles in comedy movies and television shows. Born on February 17, 1963, Larry the Cable Guy's career began in the 1990s and gained significant popularity in the early 2000s. more

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