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“If you're a fish and you want to be a fish-stick, you have to have very good posture.”

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

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Mitch Hedberg was an American comedian born on February 24, 1968. He was known for his unique humor style and insightful observations. Hedberg's career was brief, but he left a lasting impression in the comedy world with his witty sarcasm and humorous wisdom. more

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