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Quote by Tom Neff

“I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.”

Quote by Tom Neff

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Tom Neff, born in 1953, is a renowned film director known for his unique artistic style and profound thematic insights. His works have won the favor of audiences worldwide. more

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