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“I don't believe in the very concept of "first thing in the morning." I'm a "third thing in the afternoon" fellow.”

Quote by James Lileks

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James Lileks, born on August 9, 1958, is an American journalist whose career spans various fields, including cultural commentary, news reporting, and column writing. He is known for his unique writing style and profound insights into American culture. more

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