“Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.” Quote by Thom Yorke
“I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.” WayGivingSelfStealingMy WayGiving BackSandwichesAutographsContainers Author:Thom Yorke
“I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.” ReasonSonAssApplesMy Son Author:Thom Yorke
“I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.” IndividualPersonalityMultipleMultiple Personalities Author:Thom Yorke
“My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.” MeanSelfEyeSkillsDefenseSavedEaglesSelf DefenseSalamandersBald Eagle Author:Thom Yorke
“If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl” IfsAgePresidentStonesStone Age Author:Thom Yorke
“I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head.” PeopleEyeFacesDoorsCarLike YouEarsGiantsClimbingRollingTerrifiedRobotsHeadlights Author:Thom Yorke
“Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner).” WantI CanEyeHis EyesRacistAsian Author:Thom Yorke
“Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.” FactsFacesShotsAwfulSurvivedBulletproof Author:Thom Yorke
“I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.” JokesDirtyDirtBannedJanitorDirty Jokes Author:Thom Yorke