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“Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.”

Quote by Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien, born on April 18, 1963, is a renowned talk show host from the United States. Known for his unique sense of humor and engaging interaction with audiences, he has hosted several popular talk show programs. more

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