“I don't want unnecessary violence, sergeant," said Blouse. "Right you are, sir!" said the sergeant. "Carborundum! First man comes through that door runnin', I want him nailed to the wall!" He caught the lieutenant's eye, and added: "But not too hard!”
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Monstrous Regiment: (Discworld Novel 31)
Terry Pratchett's 31st novel in the Discworld series is a witty and subversive take on the military genre, featuring a female regiment fighting against an oppressive regime. more
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Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett was a British author renowned for his fantasy novel series, 'Discworld'. His works are appreciated for their unique humor and profound philosophical insights. Pratchett's contributions to literature extend beyond fantasy, encompassing science fiction, humor, and children's literature. more
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