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“This next part might cheer you up. So my mom told me she was gonna drive me to my appointment at the sperm bank, and she handed me one of my dad's Playboys--I had something way dirtier stashed in my closet, by the way--and she asked me, all serious, if I knew what do do." "You've got to be kidding." "No, I'm not." He started laughing. "I was fifteen, Anna. I was and expert at it, and I did not want to talk about jacking off with my mom.”

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Book:On the Island
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On the Island

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Tracey Garvis-Graves
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Tracey Garvis-Graves, born in 1968, is an unknown author. Details about her life and achievements are limited. more

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