“I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?”
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Dylan Moran
Dylan Moran is an Irish comedian known for his unique humor style and witty performances. Born on November 3, 1971, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. more
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