“Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself”
Quote by Groucho Marx
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This book is a compilation of various writings that celebrate the life and work of Groucho Marx, encompassing his own essays, letters, and comedic pieces, as well as tributes and commentary from contemporaries and admirers. more
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“Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.”
“I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down”
“It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa”
“I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.”
“I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills”
“I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy”
“I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.”
“I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip”
