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“An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.”

Quote by Robert Benchley

Book:The Athletic Benchley: 105 Exercises from the Detroit Athletic Club News

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The Athletic Benchley: 105 Exercises from the Detroit Athletic Club News

This book features a selection of 105 exercises that were originally published in the Detroit Athletic Club News. It serves as a compendium of physical activities and fitness routines. more

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Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley was an American humorist, writer, and actor, known for his witty humor style and unique satirical techniques. His career spanned theater, film, and radio, and he achieved significant success in the early 20th century. more

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