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“Aristotle compiled the first known comprehensive list of all winners of the Olympic Games. Which means that quite probably he was sat in a bar with Plato, muttering 'Go on then, give me any year you like and I'll tell you who won the four-man bobsleigh.'”

Quote by Mark Steel

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Mark Steel, born on July 4, 1960, is a renowned British columnist known for his humorous and satirical writing. His columns, often published in newspapers and magazines, are characterized by their unique perspective and sharp wit, offering in-depth analysis of political, social, and cultural issues, which have earned him a wide readership. more

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