“All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!”
Quote by Stan Freberg
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Stan Freberg
Stan Freberg, born on August 7, 1926, was an American author known for his unique and humorous writing style. His works, characterized by satire and wit, have won the hearts of readers. Freberg's humor and讽刺 have provided deep insights into American society and culture. more
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“I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.”
“Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.”
“Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.”
“I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.”
“You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.”
Source: A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman