“So in all humours sportively I range; My muse is rightly of the English strain, That cannot long one fashion entertain.” Quote by Michael Drayton
“I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.” HumorFunnyGuyComedyConversationStand Up ComedyEscalators Author:Jim Gaffigan
“It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm and some optimism. That's how my background influenced my comedy.” AmericaComedyIndustryOptimismBackgroundsSarcasmCynicism Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing an f-bomb in there would help get a reaction. ... I'm not on a Puritanical pursuit, but when I would curse in a joke, I believe I'm not done writing it.” ThinkingWritingBelieveDoneHelpingI BelieveJokesPursuitReactionsComedianCurseBombsThrowingFilthyIrreverent Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.” WayWould BeBeatsHecklers Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I do kind of aspire to do comedy that appeals to a wide range of audiences and doesn't divide people. I never want to do material that makes people laugh at the expense of making other people feel bad - not to say I'm not guilty of that at times. ... I try and make humor out of the really important issues of the day, like Hot Pockets and elevators and not wanting to get out of bed.” PeopleWantFeelsTryingKindImportantAudienceLaughingIssuesComedyMaterialsBedHotWideGuiltyAppealsRangePocketsExpensesDividesAspireMaking People LaughElevatorsImportant IssuesNot Guilty Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I curse in everyday life, but usually when I stub my toe. The topics I'm discussing, it's not necessary to curse. I found [cursing] is a sign that a joke is not finished or well-written.” WellsFoundWrittenJokesEverydayFinishedCurseEveryday LifeToesTopicsDiscussingCursingWell Written Author:Jim Gaffigan
“I liked the idea that my character was not gonna be the typical dumb guy that I play, typically. I also loved the fact that it was dealing with kind of adult-extended adolescence, which I think is always interesting - a bunch of people that don't wanna grow up.” PeopleThinkingKindIdeasPlayCharacterFactsGuyGrowsInterestingGrowing UpAdultsBunchDumbAdolescenceTypicalDumb Guy Author:Jim Gaffigan
“On MySpace ... the whole demographic of the stand-up comedy fan has changed. It's like an indie band thing. People think they've discovered you.” PeopleThinkingWholeComedyFansChangedBandDemographicsStand Up Comedy Author:Jim Gaffigan
“Stand-up is an amazing art form, I think, because it's all about you having complete control of the situation, but absolutely none.” ThinkingArtFormSituation Author:Jim Gaffigan