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“Designer Baby - You lay on the exam table, warm jelly on your stomach. The nurse's eyes crinkle at the corners. "Are we deciding the sex today?" Allen grins. "Yes, a boy!" You groan. "Do we have to choose? Can't we at least leave this to fate?”

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Book:One Hundred: Words / Days / Stories

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“Have you seen those kids nowadays? What they’re like? They’re f****** nightmares. And you do feel like strangling them. At times. They scream like banshees or maniacs. They’re mini sociopaths in the making. It should be illegal to scream like they do. It’s criminal. They should be arrested or silenced with———————. Yeah, whatever. While you wonder why the f*** they’re screaming like crazy, their mom shows up and tell you that they actually sh** their pants. Sorry. ‘Diapers.’ They sh** their ‘diapers’. So, take a hint. And turns out that all along, they were hungry, thirsty for coconut water. Or is it milk? Oh that’s right, ‘nuts.’ Babies are pros at juggling nuts while having colic nanoseconds ago. Either way, they’re diminutive unruly monsters whose terrorizing skills should not be underestimated.”

Terror Babies

Author:unknown.

“What man is interested in someone else’s baby? First and foremost, that baby is the living embodiment of some other male’s success in mating. Mating is our biological imperative and the father of the wretched thing won; beat us in this biological imperative. We’re the loser. We’ve let him succeed in perpetuating his genes.”

Humor Pregnancy Manhood Babies

Book:The Testosterone Principles 2: Manhood and Other Stuff

Source: The Testosterone Principles 2: Manhood and Other Stuff

“In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive.”

Life Humor Funny Death Dying Humour Accidents Truism

Author:Roman Payne

“How should I know?!” “Well, you’re the expert!” “Why, just cause I’m a girl I’m supposed to know every single freaking thing about babies?!” I kicked a fallen bottle of ketchup down the aisle. “I’M NOT HER MOM! I’M NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO BE A MOM!”

Baby Science Fiction Young Adult Young Adult Fiction Infant Babies

Book:Mortal Tether

Source: Mortal Tether

“Rory had a much better start in life than Anne had had. He was not only healthy and sociable, but so well-dressed that his father addressed him as Bub Brummell.”

Babies Beau

Book:Fishing in the Styx

Source: Fishing in the Styx

“The truth is that we were all born selfish. All babies are born limited to thinking only about their needs and what they want. It then becomes the growing environment that determines whether they learn to be selfless or that they graduate into being narcissists.”

Motivational Quotes Selfish Mitta Xinindlu Narcissism Healthy Lifestyle Babies Needs And Wants Healthy Upbringing

Author:Mitta Xinindlu

“I could stay like this forever,” I murmured. “We could find solutions for the Darkness. I could remain the final shield. If it can’t ever find me, it can’t ever destroy me. There will always be one final barrier to break down. Maybe it could be enough. You could have a life and I won’t even notice. Have babies. Have sex. Fall in love.” “In that order?”

Love Sex Tension Babies Protector Bond

Book:A City of Whispers

Source: A City of Whispers

“I hope they produce twenty-seven bouncing babies for Uncle Bobby to spoil rotten. Then I'll hand them back when they need changing and bathing and whatnot.”

Uncles Babies Aunts

Book:The Price of Lemon Cake

Source: The Price of Lemon Cake

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