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“I know I'm asking a lot. You'd need to start talking, stop growling, and bathe. No offense meant, but you look like a crazy man the way you are.”

Book:Hope(less)

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“Tech made all things possible, and therefore mandatory. Not to mention the fact that carrying around all this smartphone in your purse or pocket had become such a fantastic drag. Cranial implant was so much easier. Now they could be in touch with the hive 24/7 and have their hands free for whatever. Their cars drove them everywhere, too. Also left them free to, you know, do whatever.”

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Book:Immortal Life: A Soon To Be True Story

Source: Immortal Life: A Soon To Be True Story

“There can't be highs on a roller coaster without the lows. Life works the same way.”

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Book:Dark Rooms

Source: Dark Rooms

“If I didn’t know better, I’d think you cared,” he drawled, leaning against one of the pillars. “Consider me flattered, Kanoska.”

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Book:Forged Alliances

Source: Forged Alliances

“Well, Dax had wanted distraction, but he didn’t think meeting the infamous Tribe with a raging hard-on could be considered putting his best foot forward.”

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Book:Forged Alliances

Source: Forged Alliances

“It seems,” I said to my ex-fiancé in as calm a tone as I could muster, “you may have a chance to discuss non-human methods of weather prediction after all...because I’m reasonably certain that we are standing on a troll.”

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Book:Snowspelled

Source: Snowspelled

“In what universe would it be okay for someone to take a redneck dip in a hotel fountain?”

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Book:Creating a Concierge

Source: Creating a Concierge

“Condoms are not like a glove; one size does not fit all. Bring your own.”

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Book:Creating a Concierge

Source: Creating a Concierge

“By the way, it was me. I farted. You're welcome. Get used to it. I'll do it again before you check out.”

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Book:Creating a Concierge

Source: Creating a Concierge

“New Orleans restaurants are so good, you'll want to slap your momma, you neighbor's momma, and your neighbor's momma's momma.”

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Book:Creating a Concierge

Source: Creating a Concierge

“I have no clue what she asked for. It sounded like a code during wartime, where coffee was the solider and she was the five-star general.”

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Book:Creating a Concierge

Source: Creating a Concierge

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