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“Your 'let's remain calm and stay put' speech would be a lot more convincing if you weren't giving it in front of a pile of burning skeletons.”

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Book:This Book Is Full of Spiders

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David Wong

David Wong, born on January 10, 1975, is a talented writer known for his unique style and profound thematic explorations. His works have gained widespread recognition among readers. more

“Here's where things get hazy. John claims that the men hauling him away from the scene were escorted by other men carrying submachine guns, though when pressed, he admitted that they may have been flashlights. Either way, John says the men threw him down and intended to execute him, at which point he kicked one of the men in the face and backflipped to his feet. He then wrestled away the man's gun and "dick-whipped" him with it. I am unclear as to whether or not this means he struck the man in the groin or merely slapped him in the same manner in which he would slap a person with his dick. I never ask John to clarify such things. Anyway, he said he swung again and slammed another man's skull with the gun, so hard it "made the batteries fly out.”

Flashlights John David Wong Backflips Dick Whipped Submachine Guns Things Get Hazy

Book:John Dies at the End

Source: John Dies at the End

“I wrapped up the remaining half burrito and tossed it into the trash can. Molly watched this act of wastefulness with an expression like she had just seen her entire family die in a fire.”

Tragedy Dogs Wastefulness Burritos David Wong Molly The Dog

Book:This Book Is Full of Spiders

Source: This Book Is Full of Spiders

“John trotted up, carrying his satchel. "Yes. Wexler's gone. We need your car." "What? Why?" John circled around to the passenger-side door and said, "Car chase.”

John David Wong Car Chase Commandeering

Book:John Dies at the End

Source: John Dies at the End

“Six centuries ago, the pre-Colombian natives who settled here named this region with a word that in their language translates to, 'The Mouth of the Shadow.' Later, the Iroquois who showed up and inexplicably slaughtered every man, woman, and child in those first tribes renamed it a word that literally translates to, 'Seriously, Fuck this Place.”

Slaughter Native Americans David Wong Iroquois Undisclosed Mouth Of The Shadow Pre Colombian

Book:This Book Is Full of Spiders

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“But in those first hours after you take it, your brain is tuned in like nothing you can imagine. Eyes like the Hubble telescope, sensing light that's not even on the spectrum. You might be able to read minds, make time stop, cook pasta that's exactly right every time.”

Humor Drugs Surrealism Pasta Surrealist Soy Sauce David Wong John Dies At The End

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“Accepting the fact that we cannot control things, but we can entrust these to the One who is in control of everything.”

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Book:Anong Nangyari Sa Akin?

Source: Anong Nangyari Sa Akin?

“I stared out of the window, at my Bronco rusting in the parking lot, the metal eager to get back to just being dirt. Life was probably easier for it back then.”

Life Easy Easier Rust Metal David Wong Ford Bronco Bronco Rusting

Book:This Book Is Full of Spiders

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“We were not restrained in our chairs, but there were so many guns on us that if I scratched my nose, the shooting aftermath would look like somebody had just spilled a huge lasagna here.”

Shooting Guns Lasagna David Wong Shooting Aftermath Huge Lasagna No Restraints

Book:This Book Is Full of Spiders

Source: This Book Is Full of Spiders

“Quando mi misi comodo, una gamba si spezzò, facendo piegare di colpo la poltrona di trenta gradi. Mi appoggiai alla spalliera con nonchalance, come a voler dare a vedere che fosse esattamente quello che mi aspettavo accadesse.”

David Wong John Dies At The End Alla Fine John Muore

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