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“That’s what you get when you mix a pack of testosterone and tits”

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“Your unhappiness cannot be blamed on your past or your environment. And it isn’t that you lack competence. You just lack courage. One might say you are lacking in the courage to be happy.”

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Book:The Courage to Be Disliked: How to Free Yourself, Change Your Life and Achieve Real Happiness

Source: The Courage to Be Disliked: How to Free Yourself, Change Your Life and Achieve Real Happiness

“They say we’re the sum of the five people we hang around with most. At least that’s what the five people I hang around with keep telling me anyway. They won’t stop banging on about it. Sum of us! Sum of us!”

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Book:The Wanderer: Last Days in Nepal

Source: The Wanderer: Last Days in Nepal

“I cough. “Can I offer you a drink?” “You have drinks here?” he asks hopefully. “They didn’t ship me into space with booze, no. We Fédération types might be decadent, but we’re not that decadent,” I say. “I can offer you water or, um, water. Some of the pouches have a slightly different font, so you can choose serif hydration or sans serif hydration.” A reward: the truffle of a smile on Kodiak’s face. “I will take some of your finest sans serif water, please. And that manicotti. I have been thinking for weeks about that manicotti. I want to marry that manicotti.”

Book:The Darkness Outside Us

Source: The Darkness Outside Us

“We need more Jamaican taxis”

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“Fang was the kind of drunk where you don't really notice it until you try to stand and go outside, and suddenly your head doesn't know what to do about being up so high and surrounded by quite so much not-the-pub.”

Book:Cursed Under London

Source: Cursed Under London

“Rhacelus rebuked himself. These thoughts would not do. Antros was of the librarius. Mephiston judged him worthy, so should he. He was getting intolerant in his old age. Antros was the same as any psyker. They were all strange, it was in their nature. He forgot, sometimes, that he was no different to his brothers. 'My eyes glow all the damned time, and I am charmlessly misanthropic,' he scolded himself.”

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Book:The Devastation of Baal

Source: The Devastation of Baal

“if we were all extraordinary, we'd be ordinary”

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Book:Reflections

Source: Reflections

“If anything, it would be easier if he was actually dead," I say, "because then at least I'd know what he was up to ... i.e lying in a coffin.”

Book:Table for One

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“When you've lost your head, you don't fret about your hair.”

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Book:Day of the Oprichnik

Source: Day of the Oprichnik

“DID WE HIT A ROCK?" Ester demands. From the overhead speaker, Nelinha's voice announces, "I think we hit a rock." "Thanks, we got that," I say”

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Book:Daughter of the Deep

Source: Daughter of the Deep