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“But cocks aren’t supposed to lay eggs...” Sahil said, trying to untangle himself. “...they’re supposed to fertilise them.”

Quote by Faraaz Kazi

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Faraaz Kazi, born on November 10, 1987, is a talented author whose works span a variety of genres and have won the hearts of readers. more

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