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“...and thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.”

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Book:Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d'Art

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Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d'Art

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Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore, born in 1957, is an American writer known for his humorous, satirical, and fantastical works. more

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