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“[Lou]: “I’m not talking about the angioplasty. I mean the stuff you’re pumping into me. What is it? Something serious?” [Nurse]: “Oh. This is nothing. You’re not going under the knife today, so you don’t get the good shit. This is a blood-thinning agent. Also, it’ll mellow you out. Got to keep the mellows going.” [Lou]: “It’ll put me to sleep?” [Nurse]: “Faster than a marathon of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.”

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Joe Hill is a renowned writer whose works span various genres, including novels, poetry, and drama. His writing is known for its profound themes and unique style, leaving a lasting impact on literature. more

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