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“The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep”

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“Then Frederica went towards him, holding out her hand, and he raised his eyes from Felix’s eager countenance, and smiled at her, causing Mr. Moreton to suffer a shock. It was not at all the sort of smile with which his lordship beguiled his flirts, but something warmer and more intimate. Good God! mentally ejaculated Mr. Moreton. Sits the wind in that quarter?”

Marriage Smile Shock

Book:Frederica

Source: Frederica

“They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That´s it.”

Marriage Husband Divorce Cheating Infidelity Seperation

Book:Split: A Memoir of Divorce

Source: Split: A Memoir of Divorce

“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”

Marriage Humour Divorce Marriage Humor Divorce Humor

Author:Hank Moody

“Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to men.”

Marriage Husband Divorce Cheating Infidelity Seperation

Book:Split: A Memoir of Divorce

Source: Split: A Memoir of Divorce

“The real genesis is forbidden to me, vis-à-vis N´s inability to confess even the mildest transgressions.”

Marriage Husband Divorce Cheating Infidelity Seperation

Book:Split: A Memoir of Divorce

Source: Split: A Memoir of Divorce

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