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“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.”

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Joey Adams
Joey Adams

Joey Adams was an American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Born on January 6, 1911, he passed away on December 2, 1999. Adams had a long career in comedy, and his style of humor was well-loved by audiences. more

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