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“Love is like a fart. It's warm, unpredictable. And sometimes it stinks, but it can also be the best feeling in the world. That's why I'm so happy that I passed you that day. I know now...I fart you”

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“These guys fart a lot as well. I'm not saying that girls don't. We just aren't as passionate about them. The smell is sometimes overwhelming and I want to gag. They don't just limit these attacks to the classroom-they can come at you from anywhere around the school. The corridor, the stairwell, the canteen line. There's one area we call Fart Corridor because it belongs to the Year Eights and Nines, who are the biggest perpetrators. They make no apologies and feel no embarrassment. If a girl did one at St. Stella's she'd be an outcast for the rest of her natural life. Here, it's a badge of honor.”

Fart Saving Francesca Melina Marchetta Francesca Spinelli

Book:Saving Francesca

Source: Saving Francesca

“This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost yblent; And he was redy with his iren hoot, And Nicholas amydde the ers he smoot. Of gooth the skyn an hande-brede aboute, The hoote kultour brende so his toute, And for the smert he wende for to dye.”

Humor Fart Slapstick Farting

Book:The Miller's Prologue and Tale

Source: The Miller's Prologue and Tale

“I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.”

Funny Quotes Humorous Quotes Fart Swearing Self Assurance Flatulence

Book:Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

Source: Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

“An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.”

Music Ears Employment Employee Fart Employer

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“What happened next… well, I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was scared. And I had just flown or fallen or something through about eighty years worth of Time. Or maybe it was the beans. I farted. I farted loud enough that it echoed around the small closet, bounced off all four walls and finally escaped through the open door. At least that's what it did in my mind's eye.”

Rebel Time Travel Fart

Book:Once Upon a Time Travel

Source: Once Upon a Time Travel

“Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!”

Gossip Bullying Fart Flatulence

Book:Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

Source: Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

“« Maman ! hurle Carmen, en voyant que je partais et que j'avais déjà un pied dehors. Ne t'en va donc pas comme ça ! Laisse-nous quelque chose, en attendant que Lucien trouve du travail ! » « Tout ce que j'peux vous laisser, c'est ça ! » que j'leurs dis , en levant une jambe et en lâchant un pet.”

Pet Fart Péter

Book:Le Vin des morts

Source: Le Vin des morts

“Wait!" said Erbrechen, suddenly feeling jovial. "I change my mind. Never shite again. Ever. Anywhere." It was a small thing, but of such small things were life's joys truly made. The thought, he knew, would keep him smiling for days. "The world is a comedy, intoned Erbrechen, tittering, "and each must play his fart.”

Mad Irony Delusion Mind Control Fart

Author:Michael R. Fletcher

“Faith cannot be equated with knowledge. Because once faith becomes certainty, it is no longer faith — it becomes information. Faith is not about what can be proven. It is about what can be held within. It is a conviction, often unspoken. A quiet orientation of the heart. A compass that points toward meaning, even when the map remains unclear.”

Faith Knowledge Religion

Book:In the Quiet - On Logic, Spirit, and the Discipline of Living Without Certainty: Agnosticism, Deism, Stoicism and the Spiritual Discipline

Source: In the Quiet - On Logic, Spirit, and the Discipline of Living Without Certainty: Agnosticism, Deism, Stoicism and the Spiritual Discipline

“There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.”

Humorous Fart

Author:Hanako Stephens

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