“In life you’re born in the middle of the race, before you can walk, and you have no shoes, and you can’t control your bowels, and also everyone is booing, and maybe you’re in the wrong race.”
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Afterthoughts: Wisdom for the Unreflective
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Richard Ayoade
Richard Ayoade, born on June 12, 1977, is a British comedian, director, and screenwriter. He is known for his unique sense of humor and deep understanding of the art of film. Ayoade gained widespread recognition for his performance in the film 'The Triplets of Belleville', after which he began to venture into directing and screenwriting, with works including 'About Steve' and 'House of Cards'. more
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