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“Well, between the money you’re makin’ and whatever your mum has saved up, I’m sure I can convince him to help out. He likes helping people Steve, you know that.” I shook my head and stood up. “He likes grooming prize dogs Becs, not feeding strays.”

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Book:The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel

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“Don’t take too much from her. We’re criminals, not bad people.”

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“It has been said that I write with some of the best reasoning to ever grace the all-encompassing page that is mankind. Who said that, you ask? I did, of course.”

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“This is the part where we should have exchanged glances (from what I had gathered from my limited literature recollection, it added dramatic flair), but I was too intrigued by the staircase, and where it led, to look anywhere else.”

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“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered. "Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat, “Mum probably won’t even notice it, her eyes as they are and all.” “Thanks man. Makes me feel good about myself, taking advantage of your blind mom.”

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“Jay?” I was shaken out of my memory. I think my dignified response went something like “Mmfh?”

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“Seatbelts?” I said. She clicked hers in. “Yes, old man.” “Hey, safety first.”

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“Why would we even come here?” his mouth asked from his knees. “Because,” I spread my arms wide, “adventure.” He shook his head at me. “You were always so dramatic.” “I prefer grand. Now come on!”

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“Marg muttered something under her breath. It was either “Who does he think he is?” or “I hope he has no kids.” Weird that I’d mix the two of those up. You’re right. It was probably the sec…first one. First one.”

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“He turned to me. “All he needs is you buddy.” I nodded, steeling myself. “Sometimes what you need is not what you should want.” A lopsided grin was my response. “You can philosophize, or you can come with me.”

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