“I chose to do this not because it is easy, but because it is hard. Because this challenge is one I am willing to accept, unwilling to postpone, and one that I will face, and do so with success, so no one else has to.”
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“Murder is the one thing the police are guaranteed to look into. And if it ties back to us, to me, then we’re sunk.
So no murder. We conduct business fairly.
We’re gentlemen.”
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“Well, between the money you’re makin’ and whatever your mum has saved up, I’m sure I can convince him to help out. He likes helping people Steve, you know that.”
I shook my head and stood up. “He likes grooming prize dogs Becs, not feeding strays.”
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“So, a little advice. Relax. You're not filling a job position. You're looking for a pleasant acquaintance.. who might become a good friend... who turns out to be attractive to your senses... and a rewarding lover... then a committed partner whose heart will not stray. If you don't see those signposts and in that order, then you're probably on the wrong road and getting more lost with every step.”
Source: Polyamory: Roadmaps for the Clueless & Hopeful
“Don’t take too much from her. We’re criminals, not bad people.”
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“It has been said that I write with some of the best reasoning to ever grace the all-encompassing page that is mankind. Who said that, you ask? I did, of course.”
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“This is the part where we should have exchanged glances (from what I had gathered from my limited literature recollection, it added dramatic flair), but I was too intrigued by the staircase, and where it led, to look anywhere else.”
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered.
"Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat, “Mum probably won’t even notice it, her eyes as they are and all.”
“Thanks man. Makes me feel good about myself, taking advantage of your blind mom.”
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“Jay?” I was shaken out of my memory.
I think my dignified response went something like “Mmfh?”
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“Seatbelts?” I said. She clicked hers in.
“Yes, old man.”
“Hey, safety first.”
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel
“Why would we even come here?” his mouth asked from his knees.
“Because,” I spread my arms wide, “adventure.”
He shook his head at me. “You were always so dramatic.”
“I prefer grand. Now come on!”
Source: The Community: A Funny and Disturbing Conspiracy Mystery Novel