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“If I had a musical identity that was definable then it would be time to get into painting or something else. Race car driving.”

Ifs Would Be Race Car Identity Painting Musical Driving Race Car Car Driving

Author:Chris Cornell

“If I had a nervous breakdown every time something awful happened in the world, I'd be crazier than a shithouse rat.”

Ifs World Happened Nervous Awful Rats Breakdown Nervous Breakdown

Author:John Green

Source: Paper Towns

“If I had a nickel for every time I'd wished I possessed the power to alter another person's mind, I'd be knee deep in nickels.”

Power Nickels Nickel

Author:Mayandree Michel

Source: Betrayal

“If I had a nickel for every time someone told me apologetically "I don't read fiction," I wouldn't have to write fiction anymore. And I share that fascination with the truth. I'm not looking down my nose at it.”

Ifs Writing Fiction Share Noses Fascination Looking Down Nickels

Author:Ron Currie Jr.

“If I had a normal job and had been moving up, I'd be management level now.”

Ifs Jobs Moving Levels Normal Management Moving Up

Author:Lauren Graham

“If I had a normal life Id quite cheerfully go mad and fall over right now”

Ifs Fall Right Now Normal Mad Normal Life

Author:Kurt Wagner

“If I had a party to attend and didn't want to be there, I would play the part of someone who was having a lovely time.”

Ifs Want Play Party Lovely

Author:Shirley MacLaine

“If I had a Paul Scholes in my team, everything would be around him. At Manchester United, they saw it like that, but I think Paul Scholes is one of the best I've played against in this league, and seen anywhere.”

Ifs Thinking Would Be United Saws Team League Manchester Manchester United Scholes Paul Scholes

Author:Thierry Henry

“If I had a philosophy, it's that I support the beautiful side of anarchy.”

Ifs Philosophy Beautiful Sides Support Philosopher Anarchy

Author:Bjork

“If I had a picture of two handcuffed criminals being booked, I would cut the picture in half and get five bucks for each.”

Ifs Two Half Five Cutting Photographer Criminals Bucks

Author:Weegee

Source: Weegee: The Autobiography (Annotated)

“If I had a place with a studio where I could paint I'd be happy.”

Ifs Paint Studios

Author:Bruno Tonioli

“If I had a plot that was all set in advance, why would I want go through the agony of writing the novel? A novel is a kind of exploration and discovery, for me at any rate.”

Ifs Want Writing Kind Novel Discovery Rate Plot Exploration Agony

Author:Chaim Potok

“If I had a pound for every time I got interrupted in a meeting, being yelled at and even threatened with a strong fist hit on the table, I would be super rich !”

Women Business Strength Women Empowerment Women S Rights Women S Strength

Author:Sally El-Akkad

“If I had a prayer, it would be this: "God, spare me from the desire for love, approval, or appreciation. Amen."”

Ifs Love Would Be Desire Prayer Appreciation Approval Spares Amen Katie Love And Appreciation

Author:Byron Katie

“If I had a project that I had auditioned for and I was getting close to getting it, I didn't want to tell anybody because I thought then I wouldn't get it, but in reality that really had no bearing on whether or not I got a part.”

Ifs Want Reality Projects

Author:Amy Adams

“If I had a rain prayer or a rain dance I could do, I would do it.”

Ifs Inspirational Prayer Rain Dance

Author:Tom Vilsack

“If I had a razor, I'd cut your throat — just to see what ran out of it.”

Blood Cold Blooded Cold Blood

Author:Raymond Chandler

Source: the big sleep

“If I had a reality show, it would probably be called “Keeping Fit With Jesse Tyler Ferguson” because then I’d be forced to hit the gym every day.”

Ifs Shows Reality Fit Gym Reality Shows Ferguson

Author:Jesse Tyler Ferguson

“If I had a reed made of lightening I could blow the sax all night... I don't know where one would acquire a reed made of lightening but I would imagine that Bill Clinton has one.”

Ifs Knows Made Night Imagine Bills Clinton Blow Acquire Imagine That All Night Reeds

Author:Ryan Adams

“If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.”

People Ifs Would Be Sound Stage Eternal Deities Damnation Vengeful

Author:Tim Minchin

“If I had a religious belief, I would want it to be as strong as my belief in the theater.”

Ifs Want Belief Strong Religious Theater Religious Belief

Author:Marian Seldes

“If I had a religious experience, what I know for sure is that I would stop doing philosophy and would start doing religion, teaching classes in religion, preaching in a local church. That is fine and noble activity. But I do not feel entitled to engage in it. So for me philosophy is my fate.”

Ifs Knows Feels Philosophy Church Religious Class Fate Teaching Fine Activity Noble Locals Preaching Entitled Religious Experience Local Church

Author:Simon Critchley

Source: Impossible Objects

“If I had a robot friend, he or she would be electric.”

Ifs Would Be Electric Robots

Author:Kat Dennings

“If I had a rose for every day I thought of her, I would have a garden full.”

Love Romance Poetry Thoughts Romantic Garden Rose Flowers Giovannie De Sadeleer

Author:Giovannie de Sadeleer

“If I had a Salvador Dali painting, I would cuddle it to sleep.”

Ifs Sleep Painting

Author:Mac Miller

“If I had a script that I was ready to shoot tomorrow, I'd work on it every day until we got into production as soon as possible, but I don't have that script yet, so I'm trying to find and support writers, really young writers and hopefully come across a story that I wanna tell one day.”

Ifs Trying Stories Young Support Ready Tomorrow One Day Scripts Productions Hopefully Young Writers

Author:Logan Lerman

“If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.”

Ifs Laughing Right Now Sense Of Humor

Author:Christine Feehan

“If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)”

Ifs World Pain Fun Causes Brain Gun Folks Bullets Speeding

Author:Dorothy Parker

“If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.”

Love Missing You

Author:Claudia Adrienne Grandi

“If I had a single wish, I would wish sixty seconds of total depravity upon myself. For one of the greatest gifts of all is to have ‘nothing’ so that I can finally learn how to appreciate ‘everything’.”

Wish Poverty Perspective Appreciate Appreciation Thanks Thanksgiving Thankfulness Thankful Depravity Wishing Impoverished Wishful Impoverish

Author:Craig D. Lounsbrough

“If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon.”

Ifs Looks Son Trayvon

Author:Barack Obama

“If I had a soul I sold it for pretty words If I had a body I used it up spurting my essence Allen Ginsberg warns you dont follow my path to extinction”

Ifs Soul Body Used Path Essence Extinction Ginsberg Pretty Words

Author:Allen Ginsberg

“If I had a soul, I’d probably wind up in hell anyway.”

Ifs Soul Hell Wind

Author:Nancy Farmer

Source: The House of the Scorpion

“If I had a spreadsheet on my computer, it looked like I was busy.”

Ifs Computer Busy

Author:Nate Silver

“If I had a staff of even one person, or could tolerate a small amphetamine habit, or entertain the possibility of weekly blood transfusions, or had been married to Vera Nabokov, or had a housespouse of even minimal abilities, a literary life would be easier to bring about. (In my mind I see all your male readers rolling their eyes. But your female ones - what is that? Are they nodding in agreement? Are their fists in the air?)”

Ifs Writing Mind Persons Would Be Eye Ability Air Blood Possibility Reader Habit Easier Married Female Males Agreement Tolerate Staff Rolling Fists Nodding Amphetamines Blood Transfusion

Author:Lorrie Moore

“If I had a stock of fabulous sounds I would just always use them. I wouldn't bother to find new ones.”

Ifs Use Sound Bother Fabulous

Author:Brian Eno

“If I had a talent I could claim, it would be as a finder of trouble. Which is undoubtedly what I'd find by sticking my nose where it had no right to be. But would I let a thought of trouble stop me? Not a snowflake's chance in hell.”

Trouble Talent Busybody Getting Into Trouble

Author:Keri Arthur

Source: Full Moon Rising

“If I had a thousand pounds, China should have it. If I had a thousand lives, China should have them. No! Not China, but Christ. Can we do too much for Him?”

Ifs Should Enough Christ Too Much Thousand Should Have China Pounds Saviour

Author:Hudson Taylor

“If I had a thousand sons, the first humane principle I would teach them should be to forswear thin potations and to addict themselves to sack.”

Principles Drinking Fatherly Advice

Author:William Shakespeare

“If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.”

Ifs Years Helping Shows Machines Meals Grandmother Apartment My Grandmother Time Machine

Author:Mo Rocca

“If I had a tumor, then I'd be dead before the year was out, and if I were dead, then there'd be nothing left, no second chances, no leap-year parties, and this waiting for the right time would have been for nothing. I will have died having lived the wrong life. No, not lived: waited.”

Life Death Waiting Realization Mortality Andre Aciman Enigma Variations Missed Opportunities

Author:André Aciman

Source: Enigma Variations

“If I had a view like this to look down on every day, I would have the energy and inspiration to conquer the world. The trouble is, when you most need such a view, no one gives it to you.”

Ifs World Needs Giving Looks Inspiration Energy Views Trouble Conquer Conquer The World

Author:Jennifer Egan

Source: A Visit From the Goon Squad

“If I had a vision of the perfect psychedelic drug and knew its structure, I'd make it. That's why I have a laboratory out there - to make things that haven't been made before.”

Perfect Vision Drug Laboratory Psychedelic

Author:Alexander Shulgin

“If I had a Volkswagon Beetle. I'd paint the front to resemble Glenn Langdon in War Of The Colossal Beast. Why? Two words: The Ladies.”

Ifs Two War Fronts Paint Beast Colossal Beetles

Author:Dana Gould

“If I had a wand and could put statues in different places, one of the statues would go to a man who just died, called Norman Borlaug, who came up with the Green Revolution.”

Ifs Men Different Revolution Died Green Statues Different Place Wands Green Revolution

Author:Juan Enriquez

“If I had a wish, I would turn you to a pair of shoes to keep you under my feet and you get an opportunity to be under the bed too.”

Love Hate Feet Shoes Under The Bed

Author:Pushpa Rana

Source: Just the Way I Feel

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.”

Ifs World Would Be My Own Nonsense

Author:Lewis Carroll

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be it would. You see?”

Ifs World Would Be My Own Wise Contrary Nonsense Wonderland Alice Adventures In Wonderland Alice In Wonderland Alice Alice In Wonderland Book

Author:Lewis Carroll

“If I had a worldview, and I don't know if I do, but if I did, it's one that's intensely humanistic. [That worldview] is that the only thing that matters is family and personal connection, and that's the only thing that gives life meaning. Religion and gods and beliefs - for me, it all comes down to your brother. And your brother might be the brother in your family, or it might be the guy next to you in the foxhole, it's about human connections.”

“If I had a worldview, and I don't know if I do,but if I did, it's one that's intensely humanistic.”

Ifs Knows Worldview Humanistic

Author:Eric Kripke

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