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“If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.”

Ifs Would Be Guy Survival More Time Swimming Pool This Guy Furniture Swimming Pool

Author:Joe Teti

“If I gave up writing, I'd have to find an equally obsessive way to fill my time. Yarn-bombing skyscrapers or making houses out of empty soda bottles.”

Ifs Way Writing House Empty My Time Bottles Gave Up Obsessive Bombing Soda Skyscraper Yarn

Author:Eden Robinson

“If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.”

Ifs Position Office Pity

Author:Janet Evanovich

“If I gave you any thought I probably would.”

Ifs

Author:Peter Lorre

“If I gave you every piece of me, I know that you could drop it Give you the chance, I know that you could take advantage once you got it If I open up my heart to you, I know that you could lock it Throw away the key and keep it there forever in your pocket If I gave the opportunity to you, then would you blow it? If I was the greatest thing that happened to you, would you know it? If my love was like a flower, would you plant it, would you grow it? I might give you all my body, are you strong enough to hold it? If I show you all my demons And we dive into the deep end Would we crash and burn like every time before? I would tell you all my secrets Wrap your arms around my weakness If the only other option's letting go”

Love Life Vulnerable Heartache Selena Gomez Vulnerable Heart

Author:Hearts Can Break and Never Make a Sound

“If I gave you my number would it still be the same If I saved you from drowning?”

Tegan And Sara Tegan Quin Sara Quin The Same This Business Of Art My Number

Author:Tegan Quin

“If I gave you now, $10 as a gift, how happy would you be? Would you be happy, is the marginal $10, the best use of $10 you can use? Of course not. If I have you a CD, you know exactly what you are getting and you will have a value for it. So, money has lots of problems with it.”

Ifs Knows Use Problem Values Courses Cds

Author:Dan Ariely

“If I gaze at my beloved she may feel embarrassed and if I do not, she will feel neglected. I can see the stars reflecting in the calm water of her face but if I look away I lose my clarity.”

Ifs Feels Looks May I Can Faces Stars Water Loses Calm Clarity Beloved Embarrassed Neglected Reflecting Calm Water

Author:Rumi

“If i get 8 hours to cut a tree i'll spend 7 hours to sharp my knife.”

Ifs Hours Cutting Tree Knives

Author:Abraham Lincoln

“If I get a bad review, I dont take it personally because everyone is entitled to their opinion.”

Ifs Opinion Reviews Entitled Bad Reviews

Author:Gareth Gates

“If I get a chance to act, I will act. And then I'm usually the happiest person around.”

Ifs Persons Chance

Author:Anne Archer

“If I get a cold, it lasts for a month.”

Ifs Lasts Months Cold

Author:Delta Goodrem

“If I get a computer and I tune it to the Internet, it will pick up the Internet from the invisible realms that I can't see.”

Ifs I Can Internet Computer Picks Invisible Realms Tunes

Author:David Icke

“If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.”

Ifs Hard Humor Funny Audience Laughing Minutes Seven Get Away

Author:Ken Dodd

“If I get a new idea today—or any day—I won't run from it. I won't trash it. If it's something I really want to do—I'll do it.”

Ifs Want Ideas Running Today New Ideas Trash

Author:Jerry Spinelli

“If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen.”

Ifs Hands Universe Car Tickets Stolen Parallels Parking Parallel Universe

Author:Max Tegmark

“If I get a script that's set in the jungle it goes to the bottom of the pile because I don't think the playgrounds are going to be very good there! I'm really aware of how lucky I am but I have the kind of job where I can bring my child to work.”

Ifs Thinking Kind Children I Can Jobs Lucky Bottom Very Good Scripts My Children Jungle Playgrounds

Author:Kate Beckinsale

“If i get a second chance to live, i'll rise much higher than i ever dream” - NitikaS”

Self Help Self Improvment

Author:Nitika Sharma

“If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.”

Ifs Courses Five Week Golf Hotel Golf Course

Author:Lewis Black

“If I get an idea for a series that I really like, I'm sure I won't be able to resist coming back and doing it.”

Ifs Ideas Able Series Coming Back

Author:Aaron Sorkin

“If I get an idea for a song, I have a melody for it. I'm a musician first. I'm not limited by the fretboard.”

Ifs Firsts Ideas Song Musician Melody

Author:Brad Paisley

“If I get an idea I put it on tape and somebody else writes it out.”

Ifs Writing Ideas Tape

Author:Nina Simone

“If I get an order to evacuate a Jew from his home, to expel him, me, personally, my conscience would not let me do it. I'll ask my commander to excuse me, but I won't publicly call on others to refuse an order. I personally can't.”

Ifs Home Order Asks Conscience Let Me Jew Refuse Excuse Commanders Excuse Me

Author:Naftali Bennett

“If I get angry, it's obvious. I don't have to say much.”

Ifs Angry Obvious

Author:Stephen A. Schwarzman

“If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.”

Ifs Littles Bigs Laughing Singers Comedian Humorists

Author:George Burns

“If I get blocked, it is generally because I don't know enough about some aspect of the story or the characters. The answer for this is generally more research, or making more background notes, so the place and person can be more fully realized inside my own mind.”

Ifs Knows Mind Persons Enough Character Stories My Own Answers Research Aspect Notes Backgrounds Blocked

Author:Sarah Zettel

“If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.”

Ifs World Ends Cities Careers New York Busted Cities In The World

Author:Lenny Bruce

“If I get clear of my debts, I care not though men call me bold, glib of tongue, audacious, impudent, shameless, a fabricator of falsehoods, inventor of words, practised in lawsuits, a pettifogger, a rattle, a fox, a sharper, a knave, a dissembler, a slippery fellow, an imposter, a rogue that deserves the cat-o-nine-tails, a blackguard, a twister, a licker-up of hashes; they call all this when they meet me, if they please, I care not.”

Ifs Men Care Clear Please Deserve Cat Fellows Debt Tongue Nine Call Me Falsehood I Care Tails Foxes Inventor Slippery Rogues Shameless Lawsuit Knaves Imposter Audacious Hash Twister

Author:Aristophanes

“If I get COVID-19, please give me the same drug treatment as President Trump.”

President Trump Please Drug Treatment Coronavirus Covid 19 Flu Mutant Same

Author:Steven Magee

“If I get enough letters saying you never explained this or that, I suppose I'll have to write another book.”

Ifs Writing Book Enough Letters

Author:Roger Zelazny

“If I get even five per cent of my ideas out and documented before I die, I'll be lucky. I'm not in danger of running out of riffs or ideas anytime soon. They overwhelm me and it's hard to find time to deal with them.”

Ifs Ideas Hard Running Dies Deals Five Danger Lucky Cents Before I Die

Author:Jello Biafra

“If I get frustrated, the first thing I'll do is get up from the piano - completely mindlessly - and walk over to the cupboard and pull out something salty to eat.”

Ifs Firsts Walks Get Up Piano Frustrated Cupboards Salty

Author:Sara Bareilles

“If I get good parts, if I get interesting roles that I can relate to and identify with and bring something to - then I'm happy.”

Interesting

Author:Paul Iacono

“If I get home, I'll be so stinking rich, I'll be able to pay someone to do my hearing.”

Ifs Home Able Pay Rich Hearing

Author:Suzanne Collins

Source: The Hunger Games

“If I get ideas independently of the act of writing, they never really fit. So for me, there's no hanging out, waiting for inspiration.”

Ifs Writing Ideas Inspiration Waiting Fit Hanging Out

Author:Janet Fitch

“If I get in a relationship, it's always for the long-term; if not, I don't see the point.”

Ifs Long Term Long Term

Author:Paloma Faith

“If I get into a car on a circuit, I drive as fast as I can; that's it!”

Ifs I Can Car Circuits

Author:James Hunt

“If I get invited somewhere I can never usually say no. And then I don't leave until I'm asked to.”

Ifs I Can Invited

Author:Chuck Mosley

“If I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me, threatening the life it belongs to.”

Ifs Paper Threatening

Author:Anna Nalick

“If I get killed, put my boots back on me.”

Humor Funny Death Boots Outrage Mgg Killed Twist John Sandford Michele Cook The Singular Menace Harmon

Author:John Sandford

Source: Outrage

“If I get lucky and I can choose, I would always choose a really good story and screenplay, even if I don't know the director. If there's a good screenplay, there's a chance that something good is going to happen.”

Ifs Knows I Can Stories Happens Chance Lucky Directors Good Story Screenplays

Author:Ayelet Zurer

“If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.”

Ifs Want Guy Married Vow Funny Marriage I Want A Guy

Author:Sam Kinison

“If I get married again, I'm just going to buy the woman a house and break up with her, because that will be the end result anyway.”

Ifs Ends House Results Break Married End Results

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get a mortgage I get a tax break. I don't have any kids and I drive a hybrid, I think I should get a tax break. I'm trying to pay off my apartment so I have something tangible. I actually figured out if I paid off my place my reward would be that I would pay an extra four grand a year in taxes.”

Ifs Thinking Should Trying Years Would Be Kids Pay Break Four Taxes Married Paid Rewards Extras Apartment Tangible Mortgage Hybrid Tax Breaks Paid Off

Author:Bill Burr

“If I get married one day, or meet the girl I like, I’ll prepare 100m to 150m of candles, or maybe red carpet”

Ifs Girl One Day Married Red Candle Carpet Red Carpet Girl I Like

Author:Lee Donghae

“If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman is a regular fellow.”

Ifs Thinking Married Picks Fellows Millionaire

Author:Anna Held

“If I get married, I want to be very married.”

“If I get my hands on you, really, honestly get my hands on you, I don't know if I'll be able to stop.”

Longing Violet Fourth Wing Violet Sorrengail Rebecca Yarros Xaden Riorson Xaden Aroused Get My Hands On You Hands On

Author:Rebecca Yarros

Source: Fourth Wing

“If I get naked, I'm going to be on you then in you. Let me give you some foreplay, woman," he softly growled.”

Vampires Shifters Wolf Shifters Paranomal Urban Fantasy Romance

Author:Katie Reus

Source: Lover's Instinct

“If I get no sleep the night before a show, I feel that performance is the best one.”

Ifs Feels Shows Night Sleep Performances No Sleep

Author:Jesse Eisenberg

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