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“If I go down in for anything in history, I would like to be known as the person who convinced the American people that catfish is one of the finest eating fishes in the world.”

People Ifs World Persons Known Eating Fishes Convinced Finest Catfish

Author:Willard Scott

“If I go down, it's never easy. At least my opponent knows they have to go to the end of the earth to take me out no matter what the circumstances. I do try to compete. Even if it's not your best day, I just try to walk off the court knowing I gave 100,000 percent.”

Ifs Knows Trying Ends Matter Earth Easy Walks Knowing Circumstances Percent No Matter What Court Opponents Take Me

Author:Venus Williams

“If I go for the alternative which is false, then obviously I shall be in error; if I take the other side, then it is by... chance that I arrive at the truth, and I shall still be at fault.... In this incorrect use of free will may be found the privation which constitutes the essence of error.”

Ifs May Stills Use Found Sides Chance Essence Errors Faults Alternatives Free Will

Author:Rene Descartes

“If I go home and someone, and my child has blood running down her leg and someone tells me that a snake bit her, I'm going out and kill the snake. And when I find the snake, I'm not going to look and see if he has blood on his jaws.”

Ifs Looks Children Home Running Bits Blood Legs My Children Going Out Snakes

Author:Malcolm X

“If I go home, get a gun, come back and shoot you, that may not be legal under New York law because you would have alternative ways to defend.”

Ifs Way May Home Law New York Gun Alternatives

Author:Sonia Sotomayor

“If I go into a club now, all the blonde girls leave my corner and all the black girls come into my corner. It's as if I'm racist towards white girls!”

Ifs Girl Sports Black White Clubs Corners Racist Blonde Black Girl White Girl Blonde Girl

Author:Boris Becker

“If I go into a museum, it doesn't matter how often a work of art has been written about or thought about, I am going to discover something that is my own, which will be new. You always must be discovering, rediscovering. That's what the world of art means. It means constant mystery in the discovery, the rediscovery.”

World Mean Art Mystery

Author:Ashley Bryan

“If I go into a relationship with an artist, which at most is going to last five years, we have a 100-page contract covering every eventuality. Whereas with marriage you go into it with no contract, with laws that date back hundreds of years, and I don't think that's right.”

Ifs Thinking Years Lasts Law Artist Five Pages Five Years Contracts Covering Last Five Years

Author:Simon Cowell

“If I go into a restaurant and the food sucks I feel so depressed I just want to carve it in my wrist with the butter knife.”

Ifs Want Feels Restaurants Knives Wrists

Author:Robert Sietsema

“If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If I want to have a good time, I'm happier having dinner here.”

Ifs Want Chance Very Good Dinner My Time Restaurants Good Times Having A Good Time Mayors Good Chance

Author:Jack Nicholson

“If I go into a sandwich shop or anywhere that features 'Today's specials' on a chalkboard more than 10 feet away, I have to ask for a printed menu. I smile at people I don't know on the street and ignore those I do. When at home, I often find myself grabbing my 'back-up' glasses to search for the better-loved pair I have left on top of my dresser.”

People Ifs Knows Home Today Asks Left Feet Streets Glasses Features Shops Pairs Sandwiches Printed I Smile Menus Grabbing Dressers Chalkboards

Author:Sloane Crosley

“If I go into a season and I say, 'For f***'s sake, if we don't win anything, they will all leave,' I have already lost. The problem of the media is always to imagine the worst. The problem of the manager is always to imagine the best.”

Ifs Problem Winning Lost Imagine Worst Media Seasons Sake Managers

Author:Arsene Wenger

“If I go into the place in myself that is love, and you go into the place in yourself that is love, we are together in love. Then you and I are truly in love, the state of being love. That's the entrance to Oneness.”

Ifs States Together Oneness Entrances

Author:Ram Dass

Source: Be Love Now: The Path of the Heart

“If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice.”

Ifs Littles Nice Goes On Work Out Mood Diets Bad Mood

Author:Salma Hayek

“If I go on talking and talking...and telling you things about pretending, I shall bear it better. You don't forget, but you bear it better.”

Ifs Forget Talking Goes On Bears Pretending

Author:Frances Hodgson Burnett

Source: A Little Princess

“If I go out into nature, into the unknown, to the fringes of knowledge, everything seems mixed up and contradictory, illogical, and incoherent. This is what research does; it smooths out contradictions and makes things simple, logical, and coherent.”

Ifs Knows Doe Seems Science Simple Knowledge Research Logic Simplicity Contradiction Logical Smooth Contradictory Fringe Illogical

Author:Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

“If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.”

Ifs Trying Play Night Next One Day Golf Pace One Night

Author:Bruce Forsyth

“If I go out there now, I'll freeze my balls off. Not that I'm putting them to any good use whatsoever, but I still like to have them, just in case.”

Will Grayson

Author:John Green, David Levithan

“If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass it ain't in my wardrobe the following day. I say that it gets lost in the sky.”

Ifs Lost Wife Sky Like You Following My Wife Ass Pairs Jackets Wardrobe Trousers

Author:Ozzy Osbourne

“If I go out with no make-up and a tracksuit on, nobody comes up to me. And if they do, I won't do a photo because I wouldn't want any photographic evidence.”

Ifs Want Evidence Come Up

Author:Paloma Faith

“If I go out with someone I need them to sit and give me a cuddle every night. If they don't, I wonder if they still love me.”

Ifs Needs Giving Stills Night Wonder Give Me Every Night

Author:Katie Price

“If I go outside, I will be prepared but you inside and outside will stuck again and again without a gain!”

Prepared You Will I Be Inside Outside Gain But

Author:Deyth Banger

“If I go three days without vocalizing, the voice is gone.”

Ifs Three Voice Practice Gone

Author:Luciano Pavarotti

“If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP entrance. And leave the same way.”

Ifs Way Events Concerts Entrances Sporting Events Vip

Author:Fran Drescher

“If I go to a match it doesn't mean I want to buy the stadium or the club.”

Ifs Want Mean Motivational Clubs Stadiums

Author:Lakshmi Mittal

“If I go to a nightclub, even if the music is good, if the sound system is not, I don't stay.”

Ifs Sound Music Is Nightclubs Sound Systems

Author:Eric Ripert

“If I go to a party I don't feel like I have to be in the centre. But I do find myself quite often being placed in that position. Even when I was younger at school, I would be asked to make a speech. I don't remember putting up my hand and all that often but I'd just find myself there.”

Ifs Feels Hands Would Be School Remember Party Position Speech Centre

Author:Hugh Jackman

“If I go to a restaurant, other people stare. The meal is ruined.”

People Ifs Staring Meals Restaurants Ruined

Author:Brigitte Bardot

“If I go to an awards ceremony, I wear a suit, of course I do. I am proud to be there. If there are young kids looking at pictures of me, I want them to feel that they should long for the opportunity to go somewhere really smart and wear a beautiful suit, rather than to reject that.”

Ifs Want Feels Should Long Kids Beautiful Young Courses Opportunity Proud Smart Suits Rejects Awards Ceremony Really Smart Award Ceremonies

Author:Tinie Tempah

“If I go to Germany, I learn something in addition. The German television is very precise and respectable. One has never stress. In Italy it is more dynamic. But I amuse myself madly in both countries.”

Ifs Country Television Stress Germany Precise Respectable

Author:Michelle Hunziker

“If I go to heaven I want to take my reason with me.”

Ifs Want Reason Heaven

Author:Robert Green Ingersoll

“If I go to hell, then heavens to blame”

Ifs Heaven Hell Blame Go To Hell

Author:Hopsin

“If I go to London, everyone wants to talk about Damien Hirst. I'm just not interested in him. Never have been.”

Ifs Want Has Beens London Not Interested

Author:Dave Hickey

“If I go to places where other people are playing, I often get up and play myself. I just enjoy the sound and feel of playing.”

People Ifs Feels Play Enjoy Sound Get Up

Author:Brian May

“If I go to the coffee shop and have a nice interaction with the barista, I don't know what that does for world peace, but we have to assume that in the great basket of goodness maybe that's one little micron or one little neutron that you've put in there.”

Ifs Knows World Littles Doe Nice Goodness Assuming Coffee Shops Interaction Baskets Coffee Shop Neutrons Barista

Author:George Saunders

“If I go to the National Gallery and I look at one of the great paintings that excite me there, it's not so much the painting that excites me as that the painting unlocks all kinds of valves of sensation within me which return me to life more violently.”

Ifs Looks Kind Painting Return All Kinds Sensations Gallery Valve

Author:Francis Bacon

“If I go up to Harlem or down to Sixth Street, and I'm not dressed up or I'm not wearing my jewelry, then the people feel I'm talking down to them. People expect to see Mrs. Astor, not some dowdy old lady, and I don't intend to disappoint.”

People Ifs Feels Talking Streets Jewelry Disappoint Dressed Up Old Lady Harlem Talking Down

Author:Brooke Astor

“If I go without rock for too long, I feel depressed.”

Ifs Feels Long Rocks

Author:Jello Biafra

“IF I GO WRONG, IT MUST BE AT THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE CAUSE, RATHER THAN BEING RIGHT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CAUSE.”

Inspirational Motivational Wrong Right Lifelessons Lifecoach Mindcoach Mindsetcoach Executivecoach Officememes

Author:Vineet Raj Kapoor

“If I got a chance to take one percent of the deal either way, I would make that bet.”

Ifs Way Chance Deals Percent

Author:Warren Buffett

“If I got a dollar every time someone told me to name my future kid 'Batmo' I'd almost have enough to pay for therapy for a kid named Batmo.”

Ifs Enough Kids Names Pay Dollars Therapy My Future

Author:Jessica Biel

“If I got a flight to catch and I just bought a half o-z, I'll smoke it all - I can't get weed on a plane, 'cause I've been red-flagged.”

Ifs I Can Causes Half Red Flight Smoke Planes Weed

Author:Method Man

“If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.”

Ifs Girlfriend

Author:Niall Horan

“If I got a missed call, there wasn't money involved”

Ifs Involved Hip Hop

Author:Lil Debbie

“If I got a superpower I wouldn't say, oh, I got to get a costume and put on a mask. I would say hey, I can do something better than other people. How can I turn it into a buck?”

People Ifs I Can Turns Can Do Hey Mask Costumes Bucks Something Better Superpower Can Do Something

Author:Stan Lee

“If I got any good ideas out of that or I think they're good ideas, I'll be glad to contribute them but the system will probably overdo some other things.”

Ifs Thinking Ideas Glad Good Ideas

Author:Warren Buffett

“If I got involved with the chat rooms and Facebook and everything - I would probably never leave. That's why I don't do it. I literally don't do it. At all.”

Ifs Rooms Involved

Author:Stephen Sondheim

“If I got paid, it was no more than five dollars a column, and I still think I was overpaid.”

Ifs Thinking Stills Five Paid Dollars Columns

Author:Dick Schaap

“If I got places, sir, it was because I made myself fit for 'em. If you want to slip into a round hole, you must first make a ball of yourself; that's where it is.”

Ifs Want Firsts Made Fit Balls Rounds Holes Ems Slips

Author:George Eliot

“If I got rid of my demons, I’d lose my angels.”

Ifs Loses Angel Demon I Hate You My Angel Our Demons

Author:Tennessee Williams

Source: Conversations with Tennessee Williams

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