I Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with I. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“If I ever have a son, I would call him Frankie, and it's a family name - it's my dad and my dad's dad, so you know, it sticks. I won't forget it.”
“If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar.”
“If I ever have children of my own, they will read Matilda. They will watch the movie. And you can bet they will see Matilda: The Musical.”
“If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.”
“If I ever have to cast an acting role, I want the wrong person for the part. I can never visualize the right person in a part. The right person for the right part would be too much. Besides, no person is every completely right for any part, because part in a role is never real, so if you can't get someone who's perfectly right, it's more satisfying to get someone who's perfectly wrong. Then you know you've really got something.”
Source: A Retrospective
“If I ever have to get that close to the Prince of Greed again, it’ll be too fuckin’ soon. And I ain’t ever doin’ that Star-Trek teleportation crap again, yah hear? I feel dirty .”
Source: Devil May Care
“If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack.”
“If I ever hear "Power to the people" again, I'llà I just found out that John Lennon wrote that song, "All we are saying is give peace a chance." I couldn't believe it. I thought it was terrible; I hated that song. They used to bring out the Pete Seeger wind-up toy to sing it. Tiresome.”
“If I ever hear a founder talk about oh this is how I have a balanced life so on and so forth - they're not committed to winning.”
“If I ever ignored you, it was in self-defence.”
“If I ever kiss you again, it’ll be because the paparazzi have their cameras trained on us, not because your lips are incredibly soft and you taste like honey.”
Source: Shifting Nature
“If I ever leave this place- I'll make sure I'm better HERE first.”
Source: I Am the Messenger
“If I ever loose my eyes, I won't have to cry no more.”
“If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.”
“If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.”
Source: 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
“If I ever loved a man better than I love my art, I should marry him and leave the stage. But I have never met such a man.”
“If I ever loved a woman, the more I loved her, the more I wanted to hurt her. Frida was only the most obvious victim of this disgusting trait.”
Source: My art, my life: an autobiography
“If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.”
“If I ever make it to the top , I won’t forget where I come from , I’m coming back for all of y’all , to shine the fam on your life to too . So the world know who you are an what u all about”
“If I ever married, I know I would dread the daily sound of the key in the door and the casual expectancy of 'Hello! I'm home!”
“If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself”
“If I ever meet a writer or a painter, I don't presuppose that they are like the work they are presenting.”
“If I ever meet fate, I’m thanking her for giving me you.”
Source: Beck and Call: A Small Town Shifter Romance
“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”
Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“If I ever meet with the man who fulfills my ideal, I shall make it a condition of the marriage settlement, that I am to have chocolate under the pillow.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Wilkie Collins (Illustrated)
“If I ever meet you again
I’ll just look at your eyes
I will try to smile…
Smile and savor the moment
But we ‘ll live in our own world
A world devoid of anxiety and acrimony.”
Source: Sublime Shadows Of Life
“If I ever met Dolly Parton for sure, I would just not be able to say anything. I love her.”
“If I ever met someone without a single shadow on their heart, it was surely a child too young for speaking.”
Source: The Wise Man's Fear
“If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat.”
“If I ever offer to plan your wedding or sweet sixteen or something, do yourself a favor and run away screaming.”
Source: Totally Tubular
“If I ever over hear people saying I give off an 'Ed Harris type of sexy vibe.' I'll be pretty psyched.”
“If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.”
“If I ever play Hamlet, it'll be in a dress!”
“If I ever
prayed, as a child, for everlasting
union, these were its shoes: one dew-licked
kicked-off slipper of a being now flying, one
sunrise-milk-green boot of the dead,
which I wore, as I dreamed.”
Source: Stag's Leap (Pulitzer Prize Winner): Poems
“If I ever ran for President,
It would be a school for scandal.
Champagne for all served before exams.”
“If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought to see there; second, to miss some I had expected to see there; and third, the greatest wonder of all, to find myself there.”
“If I ever really felt depressed, I would just start putting on all my old records that I played as a kid, because the whole thing that really lifted me then still lifted me during those other times. It was good medicine for me, and it still does that for me when I put something on. Isn't it wonderful that we've got all that good medicine? I think it's got to be all part of our DNA, this mass communication through music. That's what it is. It's got to be, hasn't it? Music is the one thing that has been consistently there for me. It hasn't let me down.”
“If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.”
“If I ever saw him again,he was going to get a proper introduction to Tasey.”
“If I ever saw magic on television I would say: 'I want that. That's what I want from Santa Claus'. So the cupboard in my bedroom was full of boxes of magic tricks, cups and balls, cards and foam rabbits, all sorts of stuff.”
“If I ever saw my muse she would be an old woman with a tight bun and spectacles poking me in the middle of the back and growling, "Wake up and write the book!”
“If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying.”
“If I ever saw one of my team-mates diving, I'd definitely have a word”
“If I ever say, “I have undone that deed,” I shall be both a fool and a liar. Counsel me, if you will, to forget that deed. Counsel me to do good deeds without number to set over against that treason. Counsel me to be cheerful . . . Counsel me to plunge into Lethe. All such counsel may be, in its way and time, good. Only do not counsel me “to get rid of” just that sin. That, so far as the real facts are concerned, cannot be done. For I am, and to the end of endless time shall remain, the doer of that wilfully traitorous deed. Whatever other value I may get, that value I retain forever. My guilt is as enduring as time.”
Source: The Problem of Christianity
“If I ever see another Shakespeare production where somebody drives a Jeep on stage, I'm going to run screaming up the aisle. These tend to be matters of design. I mean, we're seeing a lot of - it's very common to see Shakespeare with automatic weapons, things like that. They are clichés. They're new clichés, but they are clichés. And they're provincial. It's not clever to do Henry V, and have everybody dressed in United Nations soldier's costumes anymore. I've seen that one too. That kind of thing irritates me.”
“If I ever see you again, you traitorous bastard, I'll take out the other fucking eye!”
Source: The Fall of Five
“If I ever stop challenging myself, then I am getting lazy and comfortable and I am no longer growing. I hope to use life's challenges as stepping stones to ever greater things.”
Source: Rowing the Atlantic: Lessons Learned on the Open Ocean
“If I ever stop working, I might have a problem. But I never seem to be able to stop working.”
“If I ever succumbed to the demon on my shoulder going, "You should get something special because you're famous," that is the moment that my behavior will be caught on social media for all time. I'm even afraid to use it to get a reservation. This is the person who will tweet, "Can you believe what this a-hole did?"”
“If I ever talk to you at 3 am pls remember that's not the real me. It's just a dark overemotional tired version of myself who craves interaction.”