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“After all, when you seek advice from someone it's certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.”

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Author:Terry Pratchett

“It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.”

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Book:The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde

Source: The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde

“Let me give you some advice: make friends with a millionaire when he's a friendless sixth-grader.”

Giving Advice Let Me Millionaire Friendless

Book:Mr Penumbra's 24-hour Bookstore

Source: Mr Penumbra's 24-hour Bookstore

“The fool who loves giving advice on our garden never tends his own plants”

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Author:Paulo Coelho

“We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me give you a word of advice: never say a word to us about being intelligent. We will think for you, my friend. Don't forget it.”

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Author:Louis-Ferdinand Celine

“The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.”

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Author:Evan Esar

“I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband.”

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Author:Denise Richards

“Organic life, we are told, has developed gradually from the protozoon to the philosopher, and this development, we are assured, is indubitably an advance. Unfortunately it is the philosopher, not the protozoon, who gives us this assurance.”

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Book:Mysticism and Logic and Other Essays: Top Philosophy Collections

Source: Mysticism and Logic and Other Essays: Top Philosophy Collections