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“I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.”

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“Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.”

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Author:Jason Hawes

“Waking up each morning to a hysterical alarm clock on the bedside table.”

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Author:Paulo Coelho

“OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without an alarm clock.”

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Book:The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

“I like things that are simple, such as an alarm clock.”

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Author:Martin Freeman

“You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun.”

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Author:Dave Attell

“That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off”

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Book:Three at Wolfe's Door

Source: Three at Wolfe's Door

“If you try to impress an alarm clock, it will simply tell you the time.”

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Author:Steve Pavlina

“But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.”

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Author:Gail Porter

“You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.”

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Author:Zach Braff

“It was an impressive achievement, of course, and a human achievement by the members of the IBM team, but Deep Blue was only intelligent the way your programmable alarm clock is intelligent. Not that losing to a $10 million alarm clock made me feel any better.”

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Author:Garry Kasparov

“This morning did you wake up to an alarm clock or an opportunity clock?”

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Author:Zig Ziglar

“Don't let your alarm clock, be the only reason you wake up.”

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Author:Ray Lewis

“There is no alarm clock like embarrassment.”

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Book:The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place: Book I: The Mysterious Howling

Source: The Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place: Book I: The Mysterious Howling

“I saw something stupid in the paper today - a new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead, it slowly hits you with light and gets brighter and brighter until you wake up. I already have one of those... it's called a window.”

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Author:Jay Leno

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