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“Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!'”

Ifs Knows Giving Firsts Looks Reason Asks Responsibility Morning Wake Up Get Back Every Morning Hanging Around Alaskans

Author:Tina Fey

“My father's Peruvian! I actually have a lot of family in Cuzco. I'm also Swiss, Alaskan, French, Spanish and Italian.”

Father Italian Swiss Peruvians Alaskans

Author:Q'orianka Kilcher

“We New Yorkers see more death and violence than most soldiers do, grow a thick chitin on our backs, grimace like a rat and learn to do a disappearing act. Long ago we outgrew the need to be blowhards about our masculinity; we leave that to the Alaskans and Texans, who have more time for it.”

Needs Long Grows Violence Soldier Disappear More Time Thick Long Ago Rats Masculinity New Yorkers Texan Grimace Blowhards Alaskans

Book:Walking the Dead Diamond River

Source: Walking the Dead Diamond River

“A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie.”

Kings Legs Pounds Buffalo Crabs Shrimp Alaskans

Author:Travie McCoy

“The Environmental Protection Agency is conducting a seven-hundred-thousand-dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. Pollution? It's those damn trees.”

Ifs Study Tree Republican Thousand Hundred Dollars Environmental Seven Protection Forests Damn Agency Pollution Conducting Environmental Protection Oregon Alaskans

Author:Jay Leno

“We've got, not only the Alaskan pipeline is not being built, and that oil, Canada may decide to sell it to China, and we may lose that oil forever.”

May Loses Forever Built Sells China Oil Canada Pipeline Alaskans

Author:Rafael Cruz

“Every [Alaskan] has witnessed climate change over the past fifty years. Our winters are warmer, our summers are longer, and our Arctic Village shores, once protected by sea ice are eroding.”

Years Past Sea Summer Climate Winter Climate Change Ice Fifty Village Shore Protected Over The Past Arctic Alaskans

Author:Ray Metcalfe

“Alaskans are basically 'leave me alone' type people who respect and embrace different strokes.”

People Different Type Embrace Strokes Leaving Me Me Alone Leave Me Alone Alaskans Different Strokes

Author:Bill O'Reilly

“It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live on the edge of the wild in towns with schools and cable TV and stores and dentists and roller rinks sometimes. It's just like anyplace else, only with mountains and moose.”

Sometimes School Tvs Mountain Towns Edges Stores Wilderness Cables Alaska Dentist Moose Cable Tv Alaskans

Author:Tom Bodett

“When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.”

Political Rooms Party Five Four Six Seven Divorce Political Parties Alaskans

Author:Dana Stabenow

“And in the fountain squatted a giant crab. I’m not talking ‘giant’ like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I’m talking ‘giant’ like bigger than the fountain.”

Talking Kings Bigger Giants Fountain Not Talking Crabs Alaskans

Author:Rick Riordan

“And Alaska - we're set up, unlike other states in the union, where it's collectively Alaskans own the resources. So we share in the wealth when the development of these resources occurs. It's to maximize benefits for Alaskans, not an individual company, not some multinational somewhere, but for Alaskans.”

States Individual Wealth Company Share Development Benefits Resources Unions Alaska Multinationals Alaskans

Author:Sarah Palin

“Planning is the essence of good management and when it comes to health care we must allow states to plan for future needs. We need to cement this federal commitment to Alaskans so the state has the assurance that money vital for providing Medicaid health care will not just dry up and disappear.”

Needs States Care Plans Commitment Essence Management Disappear Planning Health Care Dry Good Man Healthcare Providing Assurance Cement Medicaid Dry Up Alaskans

Author:Lisa Murkowski

“Walter, who had been in the lead all day, was the first to scramble up; a native Alaskan, he is the first human being to set foot upon the top of Alaska's great mountain, and he had well earned the lifelong distinction.”

Firsts Humans Wells Human Beings Feet Mountain Distinction Native Lifelong Alaska Alaskans

Book:The Ascent of Denali (Mount McKinley): A Narrative of the First Complete Ascent of the Highest Peak in North America

Source: The Ascent of Denali (Mount McKinley): A Narrative of the First Complete Ascent of the Highest Peak in North America