“We must expect the discovery of many as yet unknown elements-for example, elements analogous to aluminum and silicon- whose atomic weight would be between 65 and 75.” Would BeExampleElementsDiscoveryWeightSiliconAluminum Author:Dmitri Mendeleev
“I grew up on comic books. 'X-Men' was my favorite team; Wolverine was my guy. At 8 years old, I dressed up as Wolverine with Adamantium claws that I made out of aluminum!” MenYearsMadeBookGuyTeamGrewGrew UpMy FavoriteComicComic BookClawsDressed UpX MenAluminum Author:Brian Tee
“Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.” IfsMenMadeSaidIdeasGodHumorFunnyCoursesSoundChurchTreeWorshipHumorousGolfClimbingGolf CourseWorship GodAluminumSiding Book:I'm Not Really Here Source: I'm Not Really Here
“They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.” RealHardTreeChristmasPlasticChristmas TreeAluminum Author:Milton Berle
“Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.” BrotherBabyOilMy BrotherTurkeysWrapsMasturbationFoilsAluminumAluminum Foil Author:Adam Sandler