Best animal & sex Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

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“The drive to resist compulsion is more important in wild animals than sex, food, or water... The drive for competence or to resist compulsion is a drive to avoid helplessness.”

Important Sex Water Animal Competence Compulsion Helplessness Wild Animal

Author:Martin Seligman

“Junk turns the user into a plant. Plants do not feel pain since pain has no function in a stationary organism. Junk is a pain killer. A plant has no libido in the human or animal sense. Junk replaces the sex drive. Seeding is the sex of the plant and the function of opium is to delay seeding. Perhaps the intense discomfort of withdrawal is the transition from plant back to animal, from a painless, sexless, timeless state back to sex and pain and time, from death back to life.”

Feels Humans States Pain Turns Sex Animal Function Plant Intense Transition Killers Users Organisms Timeless Delay Discomfort Junk Withdrawal Opium Stationary Painless Libido Sex Drive

Author:William S. Burroughs

“[M]any females would, even assuming complete economic equality between the sexes, prefer residing with males or peddling their asses on the street, thereby having most of their time for themselves, to spending many hours of their days doing boring, stultifying, non-creative work for somebody else, functioning as less than animals, as machines, or, at best - if able to get a "good" job - co-managing the shitpile. What will liberate women, therefore, from male control is the total elimination of the money-work system, not the attainment of economic equality with men within it.”

Ifs Men Able Jobs Sex Hours Animal Creative Economic Streets Female Machines Assuming Males Boring Spending Ass Good Job Attainment Elimination Creative Work Economic Equality Peddling

Author:Valerie Solanas

“The saints, many of them women, warred with themselves as well as God. The body has its own animal urges, just as there are attractions and repulsions in sex that modern liberalism cannot face.”

Wells Body Faces Sex Animal Modern Saint Attraction Liberalism Urges Repulsion Attraction And Repulsion Modern Liberalism

Book:Sex, Art, and American Culture: Essays

Source: Sex, Art, and American Culture: Essays

“[Replying to the question of the presenter: "where did the name "Sex Pistols" come from, who thought this name up?"] Some animal. I can't remember. It doesn't matter. It's history.”

I Can Matter Remember Names Sex Animal Pistols Presenter Sex Pistols Replying

Author:John Lydon

“People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion.”

People Sex Animal Opinion Internet

Author:Andrew Dice Clay

“Keep in mind that this appears in the same book of the Bible that approves the death sentence for a child who curses his parents, owners of oxen who injure someone through the owner's negligence, anybody who works or kindles a fire on Sunday, and anyone who has sex with an animal.”

Mind Children Book Sex Parent Animal Fire Sentences Curse Owners Sunday Kindles Negligence Death Sentence Oxen

Book:White Night: A Novel of the Dresden Files

Source: White Night: A Novel of the Dresden Files

“You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!”

People Ifs Thinking Want Ideas Next Sex Animal Wonder

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“The usual sniggering examples of animal behaviour were brought in to explain cheating. Funny how the behaviour of shrews and gibbons is never used to explain table manners or road safety or gardening, only sex. Anyway, it was bad Darwinism. Taking the example of a monkey and applying it to yourself misses the point that animal behaviour is made for the benefit of the species, not as an excuse for the individual. Being incapable of sustaining a stable pair and supporting children is really not in the interests of our species. Neither is it really in the best interests of the philanderer.”

“Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him.”

Men Sex Animal Half Wonder Sick Mexican Having Sex Cuz Sick Man

Author:Dave Attell

“Zoologists have reckoned there are up to at least 750 species of animal that have been observed exhibiting same-sex behaviour, or gender role transformation (which is very common in a wide range of fauna). There is only one species on earth, however, which has exhibited homophobia or transphobia. And that is the species homo sapiens sapiens. Us. So let's not allow the foolish, ignorant or bigoted ever to use words like "natural."”

Has Beens Use Earth Sex Natural Animal Common Roles Transformation Species Gender Wide Foolish Ignorant Range Behaviour Homo Sapiens Homophobia Gender Roles Zoologist

Author:Stephen Fry

“Eroticism differs from animal sexuality in that human sexuality is limited by taboos and the domain of eroticism is that of the transgression of these taboos. Desire in eroticism is the desire that triumphs over the taboo. It presupposes man in conflict with himself.”

Men Humans Desire Sex Animal Conflict Sexuality Triumph Domain Taboo Transgression

Book:Death and Sensuality: A Study of Eroticism and the Taboo

Source: Death and Sensuality: A Study of Eroticism and the Taboo

“Why were we driven out of Paradise? Why did we fall into this gnawing disease of unappeasable dissatisfaction? Not because we sinned. Ah, no. All the animals in Paradise enjoyed the sensual passion of coition. Not because we sinned. But because we got sex into our head.”

Fall Passion Sex Sin Animal Disease Driven Sensual Enjoyed Paradise Dissatisfaction

Book:Fantasia of the Unconscious: Top Novelist Focus

Source: Fantasia of the Unconscious: Top Novelist Focus

“We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.”

Ifs Thinking Want Firsts Helping Sex Black Animal Bears Behavior Incentives Stimulus Diving Dumpsters

Author:Adam Carolla

“There is not a moral to every story in animal behavior. Sometimes a snake is just a snake, and sometimes snake sex is only about sex in snakes, or sex in egg-laying reptiles. Although a biologist's job in part is to interpret what organisms do in a broader context, that context does not, and should not, need to include a lesson for human beings. This is true regardless of whether the lesson is something we would like to teach, which means that using animals as vehicles for nonsexist thinking is just as out of bounds as using them to keep women barefoot and pregnant.”

“The most ancient and important taboo prohibitions are the two basic laws of totemism: not to kill the totem animal and to avoid sexual intercourse with members of the totem clan of the opposite sex.”

Two Important Law Sex Animal Members Opposites Ancient Taboo Intercourse Prohibition Clans Totems

Book:Totem and Taboo

Source: Totem and Taboo

“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.”

Ifs Would Be Sex Animal If I Could Ponies

Author:Thom Yorke

“If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex with a horse, you know you always have a ride home.”

Ifs Knows Home Would Be Beautiful Sex Animal Horse

Author:Dave Attell

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