“I have attention deficit disorder, so sitting in a classroom is not the best thing for me.” AttentionSittingBest ThingsDisorderClassroomDeficitAttention Deficit Disorder Author:Jeremy Miller
“There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't paying attention.” AttentionHappenedDrugPay AttentionNot SureDisorderDeficitShortageFdaAttention Deficit Disorder Author:Jay Leno
“If you can somehow force a liberal into a point-counterpoint argument, his retorts will bear no relation to what you’ve said - unless you were in fact talking about your looks, your age, your weight, your personal obsessions, or whether you are a fascist. In the famous liberal two-step, they leap from one idiotic point to the next, so you can never nail them. It’s like arguing with someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.” IfsLooksSaidTwoFactsAgeNextForceAttentionTalkingStepsBearsArgumentWeightRelationArguingObsessionLeapDisorderNailsDeficitFascistsIdioticAttention Deficit DisorderRetorts Author:Ann Coulter
“I realize that I can be with someone, but on a deeper level I'm not available to them at all. I have attention deficit disorder of the soul.” I CanSoulRealizingLevelsAttentionAvailableDeeperDisorderDeficitAttention Deficit Disorder Author:Sue Monk Kidd
“My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, 'ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,' I didn't pay attention to the rest.” SaidPayAttentionDoctorsAddComplexesPay AttentionDisorderDeficitBlahAttention Deficit Disorder Author:Kyle Dunnigan
“A friend gave me a drug for attention deficit disorder, because he's afflicted, but I'm not. So what happened to me is I suddenly had an extra-long attention span. People would tell me a story, and it would end, and I'd get all mad. "Come on, man, there has to be more to that story."” PeopleMenLongEndsStoriesHumorFunnyAttentionHappenedDrugMadExtrasDisorderDeficitAttention SpanAttention Deficit Disorder Author:Mitch Hedberg